Also, thinking about Margaret Thatcher on a cold day makes them come *faster*.

And that co-worker everyone is just about to stop grudgingly tolerating.

The weird thing about Whitney Cummings is that people like my parents, both in their 70s, really think she's edgy and funny. I think she knows her audience pretty well.

Quick Poonage: The Very Abridged Moby Dick

Spider-Tat,
Spider-Tat,
Does whatever, including *that*
Is he weird? Listen ace,
He's got a fucking spider tattooed on his face.
Look out,
Here comes the Spider-Tat!

He's not an incel! He's a man going his own way! His own lonely, bitter, self-deluded way!

"We're just on two different paths right now: yours leads to the curb."

Dowd is useful in that she reminds us that most Beltway pundits are basically high school gossips, and view politics in terms of who's in what clique and which parties they get invited to.

Nah. She's just doing a Mars/Venus routine, but really aggressively.

I wonder how much of Cook's disappearance is simply that he's aged out of being able to play — or play to — collegiate bros.

Coming soon, the sequel to Jack and Jill, entitled Seven Brides for Seven Sandlers. Adam Sandler plays a record fourteen characters, winning high praise from Armond White.

So *that's* why there are all those links to buy "Ballad of the Green Berets!"

For a guy who wishes to destroy all life in the positive matter universes, you really know your Biblical scholarship.

Ah, yes, Mac Tonight, the McDonaldsland counterpart of Jay Leno.

I think "mediocrity" is a bit much to say for Ayn Rand.

The Shaq Fu Liberation Front has already issued a statement on this new menace to humankind.

I'd first like them to crowdfund some basic patches to stop the game crashing all the time on Steam.

CineCraft wrote *"crackers."

Wait, is this supposed to be viewed ironically, or with sincere nostalgia? I've lost track.

Maybe, but that's an awful lot of "annoying" to sit through on the way to "maybe cool."