that's the sort of thing that gets people munsoned where I come from.

Towards the end, they had to import Tom Wilkinson because the supply of American fat guys had been exhausted.

Why do the kinds of people who post on Internet comment threads think any of these women are actually "approachable" by them?

Dear god, someone else remembers Slap Maxwell? I was beginning to think it was a wonderful dream I'd had.

Yeah, the Laroquette show was very. very good in its first season, and it crumbled when the network decided they understood it better than the creators. Tale as old as time.

But not Paula Abghoul, who was a composite of several real people.

Grant Danasty is named for the Danesti family, who were the rivals of the branch of nobility the real Vlad Tepes (Dracula) was descended from. It's still a stupid pun version of that, though. Konami's localizers int he 80s and 90s were all about the stupid puns.

It's worth noting that poll after poll shows that likely GOPO primary voters prefer Trump to he other challengers, but also that they *don't* plan to vote for him over other primary candidates. It's been really weird; they mostly just wish the other candidates would talk like Trump.

Was Annie explicitly a serial killer in the movie, or was the stuff about her lifelong hobby of snuffing out old people, babies, and her father left behind in the book along with the "special candle?"

Everclear's "I Will Buy You a New Life" is a slight variation on "Santa Monica," and by adding distortion and slightly changing the chord progression, you get "You Make Me Feel Like a Whore." And "Father of Mine." And "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom."

At the end, John Gaunt throws himself a 70-page pity party.

I the Living

I don't get it.

He's devaluing the brand!

I knew a guy in college whose favorite writers were Daniel Quinn and Richard Bach. He was totally committed to the stupid person's idea of smartness.

Also, the Conservatives are secretly in cahoots with immigrants.

Twenty-five years ago, this might have been interesting; these days, Morrissey doesn't really drop literary references into his songs or use personae. He just goes on and on about himself, as if determined to live as his own caricature

Most modern serial killer stories deify the killer; they're impossibly brilliant, can cloak and teleport, leave elaborate clues, and effortlessly play mind games with entire branches of government.

"We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them…Kentuckians." - Ghost George Washington

In fact, "Josh" pretty much seems to be the Colt Defender4 Mark I…with two *fewer* barrels and without the extra grip/trigger assembly.