Wouldn't even have to be; there are real-life weapons that are pretty close in concept.

Every night, in fact. He's into some weird shit.

As long as we see "Josh," the character find of 197whatever.

Phantom of 42nd Street or GTFO!

Truly, The Slug is the greatest Marvel villain of them all.

Vibranium cables?

Poor Mock Turtle….

Bendis's Cage is pretty much defined by his time as an Avenger, which is why he fights everyone else's villains. But I think the Wrecking Crew would work better as Cage villains than Thor villains if it comes to that.

I suppose they're wise to avoid using a guy called "Bushmaster."

Don't forget Pirahna Jones, Wildfire (a costumed suburban racist witha flamethrower), Spear, Mangler, Big Brother, and the Cheshire Cat.

All of them are real, except Steeljack, which is a misspelling of Steeplejack. Who was an evil construction worker. Really. Google it.

Black Mariah int he comics actually used to kill people by stabbing them with poisoned knitting needles.

"Dontrell?" Half the fun is that the guy actually calls himself "Cockroach" Hamilton with pride.

NPR was reporting this afternoon that some of the charges involved child pornography produced by the guy jared had running his foundation. Victims as young as *six* have been identified.

The radio report I heard said the youngest victim identified in the pornography on Jared's electronic devices was six.

Hi name is Fire Lord Ozai, and he's a Fire Lord, and later Phoenix King, not a general. Ugh!

Who *did* put the bop int he bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop? And what about the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

But after they went all the way that night, he was just waiting for the end of time.

This is actually in quite a bit of question: pedophiles disproportionately self-report as childhood abuse survivors, but the population of documented childhood abuse survivors abused as children does not seem to tend disproportionately towards pedophilia.

Greenblatt learned the hard way that you can't out-CBS CBS. You need genuine Chuck Lorre-grade schlock for that.