It's a shake flavor at Arby's. What's it to ya?

With all the high expectations, growing up as LeBron's kid must be a hairlineraising experience.

After noticing Captain Ahab's lustful glare, Dorothy and her friends tried to avoid eye contact as they quickly and uncomfortably shuffled away. The Captain was left behind as he quietly licked his lips and uttered, to himself, "Har, poon."

Russia? Iowa?

Early Neil Diamond. 1967. #18.

Nc Central is going to give Hoiberg's crew a game.

So, work has provided me with a smart phone. Whoop-frikkin'-ee. But it does have a rooster ring tone that works well as my last line of defense alarm clock. A couple or three mornings ago it went off. COCK A DOODLE DOO. It's actually much more annoying than that but I'm unable to convert the sound it makes into the…

So here's a band, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, that has been around for about 20 years yet never really gotten the recognition they deserve — mostly due to the fact that Anton Newcombe is insane (something I say with some affection, but mostly with concern). Regardless, BJM (and its somewhat revolving cast) have put…

Ty Cobb is apparently in the top three of World Class Assholes but between his awkward batting grip and sliding with cleats up he'd be very entertaining.

LeBron: Hey man, I got next in garbage can basketball.

Say what you will about Van Halen, but the guitar throughout this song is amazing.

You need to become a psychic because you seriously said everything I was thinking... even the punctuation was spot-on.

This may be a little obvious, but Heath Ledger's role in The Dark Knight was profoundly impressive. He played a role that most would never have imagined he could, and he played it really damn well.

Good DUAN topic. I first saw Sam Rockwell in Moon, a film by one of my favorite directors, Duncan Jones. He was excellent in that, but I thought his latest performance in The Way, Way Back was simply outstanding. He manages to pull of the mentor role perfectly, while being utterly hilarious all the while. Loved it.

Erg is the man. No telling how many people stuck around and made themselves part of the community because of him and his sock garters.

Raysism recommended a comment of mine today, so I think it's safe to say I'm moving up in the world.

I believe he was attempting a California Roll.

Spatula City

This comment reminded me that UHF remains a tragically underrated movie after all these years. It's aged surprisingly well considering how completely 80's it is in every way. It even has Michael Richards, basically playing Kramer before Kramer existed. Favorite parts?