It blows my mind that Markiplier’s videos are so popular. He is unbearably irritating.

Lol why are you so upset about a stupid meme, you must really love FNAF.

Easy there, champ.

They already made it, it's called Entourage.

This shit reads like it was written by a 13 year old with no concept of how real adults interact. I can't believe so many people fell for this.

Congrats on fucking Tony Alva.

It's clear this kid is using his father to rogaine an advantage on the competition.

His uh... Louisville Slugger makes an appearance in there as well.

From my limited interactions with you I've decided that all-in-all, you seem to be a pretty good egg. I have as much respect for you as an internet stranger who laughs at another internet strangers witty remarks can, so really, I mean this with no ill will, but when it comes to your opinion on this movie, I just want…

After noticing Captain Ahab's lustful glare, Dorothy and her friends tried to avoid eye contact as they quickly and uncomfortably shuffled away. The Captain was left behind as he quietly licked his lips and uttered, to himself, "Har, poon."

That is true, I see that hand doing some plucking. However, at other times it looks like he's playing an invisible piano too, so I don't know what the hell to think.

I think Joe Cocker always secretly wanted to play guitar while he sang. He's got that air guitar thing down-pat.

Seriiously, I remember hearing about this months ago.

I won't judge you, us mid-westerners are friendly folk. Better luck next time.

Iowa checking in here. As a smoker, I'm bummed to inform you that we can't smoke indoors anywhere except for the old stand-bys (casinos, etc).

It's been awhile since I've been around. I'm glad to be among you all again.

Now that that's out of the way, I'm going to solicit you again. Feel free to share your favorite 90's alt rock tunes here (It's my latest kick I've been on). I'll do the same.

I've heard tale of him frequently taking wooden nickels. These kids today are so careless.

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all my Mexican brethren. It's the best excuse possible to get shithammered on a Monday night.

It's Saturday night and I'm feeling... alright.