Goddamn his reaction is priceless.

Beard DUAN

I haven't shaved since mid-August, and my facial hair is finally getting to the point where I seriously need to consider keeping it trimmed and neat(ish) looking. This being the first time I've had this much facial hair, I'm pretty green when it comes to the best way to go about proper beard trimming and…

Nice call, slugger.

When reached for comment on his on-air snooze, Ditka simply replied, "Da Beers".

Currently working in FedEx warehouse while going to school, can definitely confirm. Your package has been thrown, dropped and not-given-a-shit-about at least once (but most likely, several times) while making its way to your doorstep.

Oh Laws, yes.

I don't blame him, he probably couldn't stand to get any closer to those rotting, two-month old pumpkins.

Mississippi Burning 2: The Ryan Dunn Story

Well, you know what they say about getting to Carnegie Hall...

So he broke team issued equipment, why the hell is everybody busting the guys balls?

I just heard Fade Into You on the radio this morning and remembered how underrated they were/are. Everyone knows them for one song, of course, and it's really a shame. Anyway, this is one of their best songs IMO and in keeping with the theme, it is dour as all hell.

"...he admires Lane's offensive prowess..."

"He's just got this special, almost magical quality about him. He just... I don't know... He makes me want to be a better scumbag." - Nick Saban

Jeff Tweedy of Wilco has said Television is a huge influence for their music, and every time I hear Television I can't help but think of Wilco, and vice versa. This song sounds like it could be a cover of an old Television song, especially the guitar solos.

Ok, you know what? It's Friday night, want you to push that fucker out for me, yeah!?

Given your predicament with your children. I thought perhaps this one would be appropriate.

Guided By Voices are widely regarded as the ultimate "Bar band", and they have approximately a million songs. For starters I would listen to the albums Alien Lanes or Bee Thousand and see what you think. On the other hand, this is Deadspin, where I've seen GBV songs posted to DUAN frequently, so perhaps I'm barking up…

Here's to a white Christmas.

Ok, here goes nothing. I've been a lurker on Deadspin for quite awhile but only recently started doing occasional posting. Not that I feel I deserve to be, but I'm curious what the situation is with comments actually showing up and not being listed in the "additional replies waiting for review" pile. I originally…

Nice try bear, but you're a day late and monkey short.

I hope the winterman leaves something extra special in your Chrimbus bush.