This post has restored/made me lose my faith in humanity.

If someone who isn't me started serial killing professional wrestlers, would it help increase the regularity of Dead Wrestler of the Week? Because, well, y'know...

There is a surprising lack of Apeshit in this post.

"The Man with the Golden Toe"

Oh Mr. Graves, hope everything is alright. Hope everything is alright.

There's also a gallon of "drink" on the table, albeit not the famous "purple stuff".

Hell, the girl that won the Big 10 game did chest passes, the granny shot of football. I was yelling at my T.V. the whole time.