A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

Am I the only one who felt this video made him ever-so-slightly more likable? I was fighting it so hard too.

I can see the ad now. “BMW, for a safe landing when you drop into microsleep.”

I dig the rig. There just isn’t $14.5k of camper there. If you spend your time looking at $100k+ expedition vehicles, this might look like a bargain with its minimalist accommodations, but apples-to-apples, you shouldn’t be paying this much for this little.

Big time CP. The truck itself is worth around $7000 as a private party sale. I don’t know what the little pop up camper is worth, but I’ll hazard a guess that it ain’t anywhere close to $7500.

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

I wonder how often Gruden repeated that answer in the mirror before trying it out.

In all seriousness, how bad must Nathan Peterman feel right now that he’s played actual football in 2018 and these guys are out here signing Josh fucking Johnson off an AAF roster while he’s a FA?

HMMMMMMM ....If only there were a player out there that’s currently unsigned who would keep them in contention for a playoff spot and be a vast improvement over 99% of the backup QBs in the league right now.  It’s just such a shame that no such player is available.  I’m talking, of course, about Nathan Peterman

?? I hrdly know her!!

hm. Let’s hear another viewpoint on how to pay, also from Minnesota:

You know who didn’t see this coming? Matt Murdock.

I’ll see myself out.

How is Serena’s tantrum eligible for Best Athlete Meltdown but not Best Tennis Meltdown? If the Westminster Dog Show has taught me anything, it that you can’t win Best in Show without winning Best in Group first.

That’s what makes this fun for everyone!

When did Epsom salts become a lavish toiletry?

30 days alone where no one can bother me? Where do I sign up?

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

Wanna bet?

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

They need a better evacuation plan.