Yes, but does he have a big dick? Wife wants to know...I swear!

Oh that’s OK: local marketing agencies dumped Dan Snyder because they saw Nazi connotations.

Me too!!!

Grandpa Nick wasn’t thinking: his brain was convulsing just like the Engineer head in “Prometheus,” right before it exploded.

It’s a skill that goes away after turning 60.

Even worse: it keeps Giants’ fans talking about playoff possibilities.

So cheap yet so right. +1

That’s all well and good, Michael Hsu, but today’s analysis should be directed here: why is God’s name are the Mets considering trading for Robinson Cano?

This needs to be bumped to the top.

It’s 12:10PM ET, and after skipping directly to the poll results, my faith in humanity has been restored.

I just want to say that I couldn’t be happier that the deep water fish with teeth is no longer shown on the left side of the screen. I can now sleep without nightmares.

“Ahh, but the strawberries, that’s where I had them.” 

An acquaintance of mine lives in on the far west side of Virginia, and often travels into West Virginia. For him, NP.

We’re absolutely behind him. And I’d estimate about 5 hours and 10 miles behind him on 495.

Who’s he going to blame this on?

Fine: take your star.

His defensive WAR from RF is breakeven. When he’s in CF, then things go south.

Zimmerman: face of the franchise
Strasburg: face of the franchise
Harper: face of the franchise

Eat a mum? What?

You put way too much work into something that makes total sense and will be completely ignored.