When asked how he got the inside scoop on the audit, Orange County Register reporter Scott Reid played it coy, saying only, “A little birdie told me.” 

If we add Montreal and Las Vegas, and Tampa and Colorado swap leagues, there’s a pretty nifty alignment to be had which keeps a lot of rivalries and makes decent travel sense:

Portland is insufferable enough. Give them a Quidditch team instead.

New York could use a second team

This is total nonsense. Obviously his teammates beat him up for being a punter.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

Really? No one has made a “drifting your Mustang” reference? It was literally right there, guys.

Full time employed, 2 hours travel there and back, married, with kids and take care of a disabled adult (my mom)...

I’m sorry, but I did laugh at the seat trying to kill you.

When David Tracy offers to buy it.

I, for one, can’t wait for him to get on Twitter/Facebook. The accessibility of social media is going to be a really cool thing for him to experience. So cool that he becomes addicted and crosses the street, while staring at his phone, and gets hit by a bus. 

And, a star was born.

Well on the bright side, the move is hurting the decision makers as opposed to just the cities. 

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

Probably “refuel,” but I’m gonna go with “Really Empty.”

in Soviet Russia, kick bicycles you

His teammates legs are blocking my view. I can’t even see the banana peel.

unless it’s got a size able chunk of crystal or stack of bills in the glove box from the last owner CP

Back in 2012, I went to a self service junkyard with my dad. On the lot was a Pontiac Aztek. I then made the comment “even in the junkyard, it’s still an eyesore.” 

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac