Christ Barry, they're called Native Americans!

It's really been dialed back.

That day, little Timmy became a man.

I <3 these videos so much. Maybe it's because I'm high right now — but the ultra slow-mo's always make me reconsider my perception of the world.

Well, it looks like a clumsy, stiff-legged ram, and has no brain to speak of, so can we just call it Kurt Warner?

This thing has much better mechanics

Pictured: Ted Cruz's platform.

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Looks like Norm and Cliff had a baby.

Bill Belichick Has Swallowed Andy Reid Whole

Not pictured: Laughing family next door who just released hawk into the wild.

For today, this wins the internet.

I don't think Hitler would have protested the shooting of anything from Africa.

Of all people, you'd think WNBA players would know to keep the kissing off of the hardwood.

The best part is, now she doesn't have to go to Detroit

Leyland now ranks as the second coolest old person in baseball after Ted Williams.

30 years ago Carl Yastrzemski was doing his farewell tour after 23 years with the Red Sox. The year before Yaz arrived in left field, his predecessor Teddy Ballgame became even more famous than he already was by hitting a home run in his last at-bat at Fenway. Those two were my favorite players as a child.

This looks like a fake to me.

The Moment The Pirates Reached The Playoffs

"What they get you for?"