And for that poor little girl, it's a first step towards a career as a stripper.

How did Bo Pellini get there?

First dissolving. Now vaporizing. Pro sports is disappearing before our eyes.

If Ray Lewis was there, he would've dissolved the situation.

If they really wanted bobbleheads, they should be home watching CSPAN right now.

"...and actually dissolve it before it comes to that type of head..."

And she can suck it in.

"No way I'm announcing my retirement before my last season."

Ebert having the third highest reaction? That's enough to keep anyone's chin up.

How bad was the Jets/Bills? So bad that I was looking forward to the Emmys.

If you look closely, you'll see a Marlin.

Joe Pepitone's hair.

Bonds, only so that I can see the size of his head bust.

Further, the pilot was an SEC grad.

An unremarkable brick. Coincidentally, I laid an unremarkable one this morning.

I defer to your veteran status.

"A while later, Mr. Rowan called Mary's cellphone directly from jail. He wanted to tell her everything, blow by blow."

Brings a whole different perspective when the 1st base coach is yelling "dig, dig, dig."

She also gave Mayweather/Bieber an 8.5 for synchronized head spinning.

Didn't waste any time