Clear, tell-tale sign that this was staged...no drool.

"Idiot Parachutes..."

In less than a minute, these guys are gassed. They're giving old fat guys a bad rep, and I deplore these stereotypes.

His value to MLB is the same as this Ballantine:

Faster than my first time...

I don't think the legal eagles were considering this act when writing the second sentence.

"Their presence represents my view of today's reporting, which is why I'm constantly rolling."

David's next set of wheels:

Whatever this wrestling move is, Jerry seems happy.

Erin may have self-videobombed...

Apparently anyone can get her...

Sure, but can he race go-karts in the backyard, huh? Can he? Huh?

10 baths, so does that include the grotto?

I did this once. Quit work to spend time with the kids. After six hours with those little bastards, I begged to go back to work.

On a per IQ point basis, that's $277,000.

I don't understand, what the purpose of having lighters, we are talking about fire here, I don't get that.

Much better release point than Joba.

Forget the collar, he needs this:

By halftime that reads correctly.

Cuccinelli's running mate E.W. Jackson believes following Alabama allows Satan to invade the empty vacuum of your soul and possess it.