joemama03
He Who Must Not Be Named
joemama03

Never mind the left-hand turn. People need to actually stop at the stop line before making a right-hand turn. Every damn day I see people pull a full car-length PAST the line before even considering whether or not they will stop knowing full well that if cross traffic is far enough away they will blow right through

Silly radical. Should have used one of these:

What needs to happen is a ban on charging customers for checked bags. Because airlines are gouging for a checked bag (there’s lots of evidence that this is due to airlines caving to union demands), getting through security takes longer and boarding the airplane takes longer because everybody and their mother is

I’m waiting for the matter/anti-matter collsion that is second-hand pot smoke.

$650 is bullsquat these days.

And judicous marksmanship is appreciated.

May is Tourettes Awareness Month, Dammit.

To be fair, most operators of them don’t know a lot about them either.

Also, R2's restraining bolt is missing. So does that mean that 3PO left the garage when R2 went walkabout?

“Who needs a Gatling gun? Who would spend $47k on one?”
Yeah, ok, who needs a Ferrari or a Mercedes or a Tesla with optional ludicrous speed? Furthermore, who needs more than one car let alone an expensive one? Nobody is browbeating anyone who wants a stupid-expensive car or several. Nobody is browbeating anybody who

As opposed to those becons of honesty: Russia and China.

The entire notion of “Rank Has Its Privileges” is total B.S. when it comes to air travel. The mere fact that the airlines are monetized boarding order tells you that the whole system is broken. Nobody cares that you flew one million miles last year. Today, right now, at this moment you are the same as everybody else.

How about: I’m still in love with my college crush.

Part of the reason is the five-year product cycle for the auto industry. What’s being designed today won’t be on the road for five years.

Wrong. Just wrong. Woefully uninformed and wrong.
The chief reason why capital gains is taxed at a lower rate is simple. Risk. By investing, you are taking a risk that the money will appreciate in value more than it would if it just sat in the bank (which the banks get to use, btw). You are risking hard-earned cash for

I hate that Outlook tries to do you a favor and prettify the sender’s e-mail address. There are lots of times when I want to see (and copy & paste) the real thing.

I once had some girl call who said her name was Phyllis but I could swear that the voice was that of an old flame of mine. Of course, this was before caller ID so I never really knew who it was.

Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield.
Last full moon was pretty sucky as was the one before. That last one had a whole series of doo-doo-occurs for me. They say that bad things come in threes. In my case, it was something like 6, 7, or 8. Maybe 9 if I think about it so it’s three threes. FML.

So this is why 60% of Americans have no emergency fund.

Well, one should know the background of people who are pontificating with impunity on subjects that they likely know very little about or who are woefully misinformed... just like Gawker writers.