Y’know what’s a really bad idea? Reading unintelligent, partisan garbage written by an ignorant, arrogant college kid. You should go work at a Wendy’s. But that’s Lifehacker, a web-shite.

This is all good advice but don’t forget, #1 thing to do is shoot back...

It’s not uncommon for doors to be inoperable after an impact. This goes for all kinds of doors - even normal manual ones.

Protip: Pick your specific songs out beforehand. Hitting “skip” wastes precious seconds.

it took my nephew a few months to understand that when I say “shake” after going to the toilet, I don’t mean shake your head....

The thing about comments like this is they assume that paying more in tax means you will get an abundance of ‘services’ and that they will be high quality.

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i just tested positive for isthatol.

Team Chewy!

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I’m getting worked up because if you look at most of the other replies to my comment you’ll see people getting bent out of shape for a single unknown person’s opinion on what they find attractive. Yours happened to be one of the later ones so pent-up frustration about it getting blown out of proportion ended up coming…

Where the hell did I say anyone does or even should give a shit about my opinion because I’m not seeing it? By the mere fact I left the comment? Well you just left one so you must be claiming your opinion reigns supreme as well. Get off your high horse and realize the article is about measuring your face for beauty. I…

Here’s the only test you should follow:

Yes, I see the irony. What I find crazy is they take my opinion of finding longer hair more attractive as me commanding every woman to bow to my authority and grow out their hair to my desired length. I wonder if you compliment their shirt if they freak out saying “I’m not wearing this to please you! That’s your…

Say hello to the women of Gawker comments, who have no problem with an article that uses the metric system to judge their beauty potential but lose their collective shit if a man makes a joke. Don’t feed them after midnight though.

1) It’s a joke. 2) It isn’t and I didn’t claim it was. 3) I don’t give a shit if they don’t give a shit about my opinion. The title article was about it looking good and I was sharing mine. Clearly you cared enough about my opinion to take the time to respond to it.

There’s an easier test. Look down. No appendage? Then the answer is no. - I kid of course but I do find it rare to see truly short hair to look attractive on a girl. They almost always end up looking like a prepubescent boy.

What if I want them to feel stupid?

Leftover cookies and brownies? This concept is alien to me. Please explain further.

I have a problem with this.. Being a contractor that installs products and works on customers homes, my truck is a mess. Has some food, papers and other junk.. Am I a messy work, absolutely not, I leave the house flawless. Why is my truck a damned mess?? I'm too damned busy doing everything everywhere else to…