It’s nice of you to take a lighthearted facetious comment and be so literal-minded and extra and melodramatic about it.

Reading this was really interesting to me. I found a strange parallel between my own bouts of depression & anxiety with how Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner was portrayed.

Agreed. It’s one thing to make a movie with endearing characters based on initial dialogue and relying on familiar and well-liked celebrity voices, but to make a movie with an entirely compelling, sympathetic, and charming protagonist with no lines for the first part of the movie and only two to three word lines…

Counterpoint:

Counterpoint:

Came here to nominate this. Arguably the best band ever assembled, in terms of sheer musical talent up and down the lineup. Nothing else sounds like it.

Came here to nominate this. Arguably the best band ever assembled, in terms of sheer musical talent up and down the…

Dj Shadow - Endtroducing

Dj Shadow - Endtroducing

Miles Davis, Kind of Blue.

Miles Davis, Kind of Blue.

Probably sergeant pepper i’ve got my fathers original print of the album he got the day it came out and it still sounds great.

Probably sergeant pepper i’ve got my fathers original print of the album he got the day it came out and it still…

“Here comes white-glove fucker...’THIS GAME WILL NEVER END!’”

Called it! Gawker comments are dead, but somehow google found this:

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Raise your hand if you read that character’s dialogue in Mr. Poopy Butthole’s voice.

I was expecting photos of Steve Buscemi.

I KINDLY REQUEST HONORABLE MR. CIRK ALEXANDER’S EMAIL ADDRESS AND PERSONAL MOBILE TELEPHONE DETAILS. I WISH TO CONTACT HIM WITH AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

This poor dude was like, “Yo, go right, go right..GO RIGHT..GO RIGHT..STOP STOP STOP WTF!!!”

A sentient anus

A wet fart with less charisma

The YouTube comment section stuffed into a Mexican-made suit topped with urine-flavored cotton candy

A walking chart of our collective educational failures wrapped in orange leather

The main character in a low-rate Trading Places remake where your drunk cousin who never left…

OMFG.... thank you SO much. I spent no less than two hours combing Kinja for these to cheer my sister up, not three days ago, and missed a bunch.

But you did too...I think, at the least, you missed these:

Lindy West once wrote this about Trump, way back when he was just arguing with Rosie O’Donnell over which was better, The View or Celebrity Apprentice. I cut and pasted it and kept it in a word document on my desktop so I could read it whenever I needed a pick-me-up. I never imagined, based on this description 5-6…

Doze lyin’ lips!