Just finished reading the post. Did I miss the Olympics?

I expected “Getting hit by a car” to rank much higher.

“Olympic Medal Events Ranked:

Wait, where’s Getting Hit By a Car?

Katie Ledecky is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than any Olympian has ever been in any event. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Usain Bolt is at running the 100. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Michael Jordan was at basketball in 1992. Whoever gets silver and…

Where’s:

0.) Getting hit by a car and missing the Olympics

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

1.) Swimming in human shit

This list proves my disdain for the world is justified.

I find it hard to believe someone works 18+ hours a day/7 days a week. And if you do, there is something really wrong with you. I’ve worked a slightly less 12hrs/day for two weeks and I wanted to kill every one in sight by the end.

I wonder if people like her have any awereness of how demented they sound when they say shit like this.

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

“kind of a mix of Incubus and Dave Matthews”

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.