I wouldn’t be shocked if Tiger makes a surprise appearance once he gets wind of this mysterious “bird aphrodisiac” he’s just gotta try out.

What percentage of UNC students are student athletes? because if it is significantly less than 47% then the athletes were disproportionately benefiting from this institutionalized academic cheating.

Complete horseshit. That “only” 47% of the beneficiaries were athletes means it’s not an NCAA issue? If that’s the case, all schools should start a similar scam for athletes (which this obviously was). Just be nice enough to include some non-athletes, and you’re good to go!

Dear SACSCOC,

Please review the attached 73 page letter. We will pass jurisdiction over you and recommend you remove the accreditation of the University of North Carolina as there is a lack of institutional control over their degree programs.

Sincerely,

The NCAA

This online outcry is bullshit. The “biggest fans” aren’t turning against it. The online community hivemind is throwing a fit as usual. Outside the internet echo chamber, plenty of people are just shrugging off the game’s growing pains and are happy to be out playing pokemon with other people.

I guess I’m in the minority then. I’ve loved going for walks after work everyday and just catching what I catch. Even if I get nothing good, I went for a walk in the evening - to me, that’s worth the time spent.

Elvis Andrus wins the “Most Likely to be Murdered by His Own Teammate” Lifetime Achievement Award.

I guess he didn’t want to play a game.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

It has risen.

It’s popular among a certain segment of establishment-wary liberals to say that it’s not that vaccines are unsafe, necessarily, but that the Food and Drug Administration oversees them The FDA and other federal regulatory agencies can’t be fully trusted, that argument goes, and so vaccine safety is called into…

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

I can't take this woman seriously if she doesn't support mandatory vaccines. Vaccines are one of my hardlines.

And she thinks she will just use executive orders to get all her shit done. She really said that. I’m sure she’d go all Anti GMO and cause a huge food problem too.

She is soooo thirsty, and so arrogant. Not someone I would ever hire at my current job, let alone for fucking President of the US. I said the exact same thing the other night when I turned on Fox News and saw her marching with the Bernie or Busters outside the DNC. Then I rolled my eyes so hard I saw the back of my…

I think she’s a total quack. When I started reading about her after the Bernie or Bust crowd started fawning all over her, I saw her use the phrase “Big Pharma,” saw her wishy washy stance on vaccines, and found out that she’s all about homeopathy and went NOPE. Fuck no. You’re supposed to be an actual doctor and you…

one hundred percent. Clint is his name. They did his house on the show. I think his wife is their photographer.

“heeeeeyyyy, cleeeeeeint!"

With the guy who makes all her tables. Calling it now.