NBC should never get the Olympics again.

What a monolith of fan-spewed negativity; thank God there are some Giants fans left brimming with optimism and perspective.

Here in a small, but fortunate, portion of the midwest we call your invention Runzas.

That’s NOT a burrito. Torch wants to make edible dicks!

YOU’VE

Yes, blame the writer of the article for the comment section.

Trump... but then

Or Stevie Wonder for producing a bunch of popular music.

There was no political commentary in that article. You brought that interpretation with you.

Vortices.

Obviously black holes are the security system hiding the data centers that host the simulations we’re living in. Duh.

“Anybody you’d like to nominate?”

Buttmad? LMFAO

Why the fuck are you all so buttmad?

“The Flying Dutchman”, starring Steve Buscemi...

Jalopnik isn’t cooperating with uploads right now. So if I’ve posted the same thing multiple times, I’m sorry.

Sometimes the thing that almost killed you probably just should have killed you.

The guy’s got diabetes and mainly consumed instant noodles, a combination that led to him being rushed to hospital.