NBC should never get the Olympics again.

What a monolith of fan-spewed negativity; thank God there are some Giants fans left brimming with optimism and perspective.

Here in a small, but fortunate, portion of the midwest we call your invention Runzas.

That’s NOT a burrito. Torch wants to make edible dicks!

YOU’VE

Buttmad? LMFAO

1. Catch cheap flight to Amsterdam or Copenhagen.

Wait, is that her name? WHAT DO YOU KNOW??!

MY NAME IS HONORABLE MISTER MUNIFICENT LANGORIOUS (O.B.E.) AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE OIL-STAINED, PUN-CRACKING NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THEIR DAY LOOKING AT STUPID-ASS CARS. I KINDLY INVITE YOU TO PLEASE REMIT TO ME YOUR BEST SHOT, AS I WAS DIRECTOR OF THE FIRST NIGERIAN ENTERPRISE…

Why the fuck are you all so buttmad?

“The Flying Dutchman”, starring Steve Buscemi...

MOST RESPECTED AMERICAN ANTI-FRAUD BUREAU,

I clicked on it to make sure it wasn’t me.

Jalopnik isn’t cooperating with uploads right now. So if I’ve posted the same thing multiple times, I’m sorry.

Sometimes the thing that almost killed you probably just should have killed you.

The guy’s got diabetes and mainly consumed instant noodles, a combination that led to him being rushed to hospital.

Plot twist, she was only a few blocks away the whole time.

BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE WOULD DIE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME