This is really starting to look like a 4 1/2 hour Zika-induced fever dream...

No.

(not sure what it says about me but) this was my first thought as well

does Make-a-Wish take applications from BURN VICTIMS

Can you explain why she won’t be on the US Olympic team? I’m just assuming she didn’t run fast enough in qualifying, but you seem to be insinuating that there’s more to it?

Was a lifelong Iowa Hawkeye fan, ended up going to Iowa State, hated the Hawkeyes within the first few weeks of freshman year. UI-ISU is on the level with the Border War. I knew a few people in school who held on to their Hawkeye loyalty and they were insufferable douchebags, not sure if there is a correlation...

NO ONE DENIES THIS

How the hell did they not move to final set tiebreakers after Isner-Mahut???

I’m not sure if talking sports is always political, but I am sure that saying “you must be fun at parties” is always an open face-punch invitation.

True savagery, bravo sir.

My enduring memory will be the Block. LeBron has a billion miles on those legs and at the end of yet another 100+ game season he can cover that distance AND jump over the goddamn backboard. We’ll never see a more perfect athlete.

I yelped like a tiny dog when I saw this live, I didn’t think lebron could still move like that

He sounds woefully unprepared for the moment, and I guess I can’t blame him, since there were literally zero humans who thought this was actually going to happen until maybe 10 seconds left in the game

Fuck this shit, Kingsley is the BEST mascot

Bill R. is a cool and good person. No doubt he will be eaten alive.

Lol “ab demon” is just him. So him.

This was funny when it happened 48 hours ago

Get back to me in 5 years when Sterling is running around like a velociraptor wondering where his “prime” went

These would be great moves for a mid/low table team that is building for the future that just happens to have a valuable piece to cash in. However if you’re Leicester you have to do everything you can to win NOW to keep this momentum. Because if they sell off pieces that got them here in favor of building for the…