For a guy who rides the pine, sure. But for 50 million British...

He’s far from a known quantity. You’re replacing a guy who scored, what, 24 in the league with someone who barely saw the field for Juventus, because he’s younger and shows some potential LC will “be fine.”. Alright pal

This is like when City threw a ton of money at Liverpool for Sterling because he’s English (EPL roster rules or whatever), except Vardy can actually play and plays a position of need for Arsenal.... I think Leicester are screwed.

Oh damn oh damn oh daaaaamn...... Love this theory. To take it way farther than it needs to be taken, what if this is all part of an even longer con by the Children to make Bran the key for their ultimate weapon (the White Walkers) to enter Westeros and finally get their revenge on the First Men???

The Binghamton Meths. Just marker in an H on all the jerseys and good to go!

I understood that.

Isn’t it a little racist to assume this photo is related to BLM at all? Just because they’re black? Maybe they’re just proud of being senior cadets in the USMA which is a fucking hell of an accomplishment in itself?

I just get a total Ted Cruz vibe from Connor Cook

How does one celebrate a Premier League championship? Maybe a vacation? Anybody have any destinations in mind?

LEISCESTER JUST WON EPL AND THIS IS WHAT IS ON DEADSPIN

The kid’s rent must still be late

At least he didn’t go Full Ray Lewis

The last slide was titled “We’re selling our shares in the company before we get caught, and you can too!” but the projector bulb had just burned out :(

Or “Real.” That’s just some fucking ignorant hipster bullshit.

Guys, maybe what Bobby is trying to say is some names imply better swimming skills......

Show me the Star Fax

Drag. Thrust. Lift. Jet engines. Propellers. Wings. CHEMTRAILS.

.500 Days Of Kolton

Taking a few swigs out of a 20 oz soft drink bottle and topping off with cheap vodka is a staple move for desperate high schoolers. Taylor’s just trying to relate to her fan base.

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