So, he’s trying to regain his virginity, right?

Phil Mickelson is as popular as he is because he was the safe white alternative to Tiger Woods for racist golf fans.

• I believe the defending NBA champs should wear championship belts to every game.
  

Entirely unrelated, but the new Gawker UI/web design is terrible. And it isn’t just that it looks crappy, but that it doesn’t actually work correctly (at least, not in Chrome). I can click on the search magnifying glass icon and type in a term, but hitting Enter or Return doesn’t get the search to run, nor is there a…

Oh good. I looks like the check cleared.

IOC decides against dying of polonium 210 poisoning.

You mean I just got the WHOOOOOSHHH treatment?! Aw, FML.

Buying a team with Michael Jordan on it got him 6. Non MJ teams have won one. Reinsdorf has always been a joke, but with Mike on the team it wasn't so obvious.

Keeping the tradition of needlessly cutting clothes.

Here, let me help you

It's a bold move to throw a new cutter into his arsenal this late in the season.

Pretty childish act if you ask me. Makes me wonder how he was allowed in the clubhouse for as long as it's been.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Mainly because they cut them up because they’re itchy.

I’m a big boxing fan. Really want to see this fight. The only problem is unless I can trick my friends (all of which will watch nothing short of mayweather-pac or a mike Tyson return) I will be watching it alone. So I’m going to pass - avoid ESPN for two days, avoid the boxing blogs and Twitter boxing guys I follow…

Bulgarian women's hurdlers. Putting the Bulge in Bulgaria since 1988.

Can someone elaborate on why she isn’t in the olympics?

But it’s totally legit to be invested in pro sports, right? Asking for my dad who threw an unopened beer at me because I said Rockies should be sellers at the trade deadline

Lighten up Francis.

I will never understand non-students/non-alumni actively rooting for a school they have absolutely no connection to. I get that there are no pro teams in some of these states but like, damn

I had this plate taken away from me 2 years ago. I still miss it. Virginia Jazz League represent!