Sloths are actually the fastest animals on earth. They are just very humble and don't want to embarrass other animals. True story.
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Every time I visit the “water closet” to do my business, it’s unique in its own ways. Weight, density, percentage of corn kernels and peanuts, etc. Just because they are unique bowel movements does not impart on them an increased value.
It's like what a kid from today imagines a kid from the 80's thought today's cars would look like
I realize that the Avanti has it’s place in history, but that place is not 1990. Or now. Good lawd she’s fugly!
The sculptor’s original quote needed editing:
This may be the first time an old white man has been fondly associated with a couple of black panthers
“Meh.” - Kim Il Sung
Elton John has the same statue, but its not a football.
One Charlotte franchise owner is perhaps the greatest champion in the history of team sports. The other is a scrub receiver who then did OK with some fast food franchises. So who gets the badass statue and who gets the meme of himself crying?
This is an old photo. A Von Miller statue has that ball now.
People are going to mock this, but if I were rich, this would literally be the first thing I did with my money.
As Melania Trump once said, “Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me.”
What would be easier to hit, me throwing a ball 100 feet away at 90mph or me throwing the ball 80 feet away at 85mph?
pitches with longer strides are closer to home plate so the ball gets their faster than a pitcher throwing the same mph with a shorter stride.
For those of you who don’t know, the perceived speed stat is obtained by performing a postgame colorimetry analysis on the back of the hitter’s pants.
Yes! The Heater from Van Meter! Bob Feller was the man.
i don’t know. CBS has neutered him somewhat. i’ve watched some of the new stuff and i find myself a bit bored. Sam Bee and John Oliver I think may give us more of the winning feint.