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Phil had to feel like if he shot 65 he was gonna be walking off with a Claret Jug.

Johnny Miller had, what, 2-3 years of glory on the circuit, and has been milking it ever since. Seems like Dustin Johnson did a good job of getting past his mistake and focusing on the next hole. Isn’t that what coaches taught us to do?

1) Phil starts the day down one shot, shoots a fucking 65 in the final round of a major...and loses by three shots. That’s how good this was.

Lipping out those two putts and then losing close must be quite emotionally taxing for Mickelson.

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

Matched each other shot for shot, but Stenson was out of his mind putting. Glad to see it was won by someone playing lights out as opposed to someone going to shit. Very exciting last round.

If only there were a date on the calendar somewhat close to New Year’s Eve ... a day where no one had to work and had nothing better to do than sit around watching college football ...

Hancock insisted “we don’t make decisions based on television numbers.”

They DID successfully create the new tradition of me getting home from work and realizing that the first semifinal had already been completed before 5:30 pst

I carve a hole in cantaloupes and then microwave them for 30 seconds, before having sex with them. So maybe you should rethink your “a cock massage can be every bit as good as whatever else you’re into.” statement there pal.

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Pictured: The mental image of a Texans fan

I wish Lindsay Czarniak would help me with that.

If a taek drops on the FS1 and no one is tuned in to hear it, does it still really matter?

“Nah, we’re good.”

“aw shucks...I was just about to learn how to shoot" -DeAndre Jordan

No more hacks in the NBA? I love it! Stephen A. Smith has hung on for far too long.

The Brendan Rodgers Era begins in earnest.

This guy was around for nearly 20 years and this is the first yo-yo joke I ever heard in reference to him.


“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Settle down, people, fun’s nice but what we need is prudence and sobriety”

-Tim Duncan