Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.

Each morning I put my milk in my mug BEFORE I pour the coffee into it. That way the coffee pour swirls the milk all through the mug providing optimal balance of coffee to milk throughout the cup. I can’t be the only one that does this?

Hehm, good time to re-watch the Chinpokomon episode of South Park :p

Tell that to Bruce Wayne.

I’m just happy there’s finally a winning Euro team that looks like me

A team worse than the USMNT just won the Euros playing aggressively ugly soccer. If the US had played that style they’d be put on blast for how pathetic they were.

so glad we could watch a team that finished third in their group bumblefuck their way into a title, really made the time spent watching this garbage tournament worthwhile

I am preheating the Ronaldo hot takes. So many varieties to choose from!

Fuck Portugal, they were shit all tournament.

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

Yeah maybe don’t go walking alone in parks at 2am...

Is that James van der Beek between Ali & Harambe?

Jesus fuck, Tim.

after being turned into a fuck that reminded suffered by Jose Cubero “Yiyo” in Colmenar Viejo, on August 30, 1985.

Google’s translated version of the first graf from El Mundo:

What the fuck is the point of bullfighting?

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh

“Now, Russ. I’m not just your football coach. I’m your life coach! I want you to stay positive and upbeat. I want you to go in there and melt her panties right off of her. I want you to be the carefully controlled and highly orchestrated explosions to her steel beams.”