If only there were a date on the calendar somewhat close to New Year’s Eve ... a day where no one had to work and had nothing better to do than sit around watching college football ...
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Hancock insisted “we don’t make decisions based on television numbers.”
They DID successfully create the new tradition of me getting home from work and realizing that the first semifinal had already been completed before 5:30 pst
I carve a hole in cantaloupes and then microwave them for 30 seconds, before having sex with them. So maybe you should rethink your “a cock massage can be every bit as good as whatever else you’re into.” statement there pal.
I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.
I wish Lindsay Czarniak would help me with that.
If a taek drops on the FS1 and no one is tuned in to hear it, does it still really matter?
“Nah, we’re good.”
“aw shucks...I was just about to learn how to shoot" -DeAndre Jordan
No more hacks in the NBA? I love it! Stephen A. Smith has hung on for far too long.
You misspelled “javelin”
The opening ceremonies are fixed. Everyone knows Greece always wins.
The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.
The Brendan Rodgers Era begins in earnest.
This guy was around for nearly 20 years and this is the first yo-yo joke I ever heard in reference to him.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Settle down, people, fun’s nice but what we need is prudence and sobriety”
-Tim Duncan
Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.
Each morning I put my milk in my mug BEFORE I pour the coffee into it. That way the coffee pour swirls the milk all through the mug providing optimal balance of coffee to milk throughout the cup. I can’t be the only one that does this?
Hehm, good time to re-watch the Chinpokomon episode of South Park :p