I’m just happy there’s finally a winning Euro team that looks like me

A team worse than the USMNT just won the Euros playing aggressively ugly soccer. If the US had played that style they’d be put on blast for how pathetic they were.

so glad we could watch a team that finished third in their group bumblefuck their way into a title, really made the time spent watching this garbage tournament worthwhile

I am preheating the Ronaldo hot takes. So many varieties to choose from!

Fuck Portugal, they were shit all tournament.

Is that James van der Beek between Ali & Harambe?

Jesus fuck, Tim.

after being turned into a fuck that reminded suffered by Jose Cubero “Yiyo” in Colmenar Viejo, on August 30, 1985.

Google’s translated version of the first graf from El Mundo:

What the fuck is the point of bullfighting?

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh

“Now, Russ. I’m not just your football coach. I’m your life coach! I want you to stay positive and upbeat. I want you to go in there and melt her panties right off of her. I want you to be the carefully controlled and highly orchestrated explosions to her steel beams.”

He uses Bing.

Searches: Most popular sex positions.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

Man, I’d love to see Wilson’s Google history the day before it happened. Do you think he just read the Wikipedia articles?

“Robinson apparently refused to leave the car because he thought he was still on the road...” This is more a testament to the comfort and suspension of American cars than it is to his cluelessness.

“The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,”