These are great, but when your World Series clinching champagne celebration is likely the fifth one you’ve had in a month... Yeah...

Win.

Hey, for 6.5 mil, I could teach myself to cum everytime Tirico asked me about a player on the field, too.

Those old Jags unis have aged really well.

A bright spot in an otherwise forgettable episode. I rolled my eyes every time SP repeated a theme last season (like Randy being Lorde) and it appears they’re doing the same with PC bros this year.

“There are literally millions of explanations of why De Gea would believe it to be in his best interest to extend with Manchester”

“Yesterday, Vox published a first-person essay detailing the anachronistic existence of two insufferably twee hipsters who live as if they were insufferably twee 19th-century urban gentry.”

This is like if the Carolina Hurricanes owned an AHL affiliate in New Orleans and - oh hell you know the rest.

“Huckabee has, not surprisingly, jumped with both feet on her bandwagon.”

Cat pageants are gay?

I think you’re good. I know Baylor grads that don’t attend megachurches and still root for the Bears.

+1

Hail Mary, full of grace, your son lived in America

I remember playing dynasty mode on NCAA Football 2008(ish) and somehow freaking UCF always became a 6 star school after 7 years or so. PROPHECY FULFILLED

This is the best Kinja. Ever.

Turns a triple play, fails the fist pound.

“Have Manchester City Really Wrapped Up The Premier League Title Already?”

“Then would offer a trade ... I would then graciously decline.”

Group D...... Yikes.

Please tag this as NSFW because i’m at half-chubb and don’t try to tell me this isn’t some magnificent Word Porn. Bravo.