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I’m no fan of Man Utd but their global cachet is certainly on par with RM and Barca

Agreed, and Falcao was on “you can make an argument for best pure striker alive” status about 5 minutes before he moved to Man Utd. To be sure they were flops at Old Trafford, but to say they weren’t huge signings is a head scratcher.

Memphis Depay is a real star.

Sooooo can QBs get blown up if they run play-action now? They’re keeping the ball, and they could hypothetically run with it.

“The hiatus will begin in March 2016.”

“When these two go on to win Oscars and become our most respected actors over the next two decades,” the seventh trumpet will sound, the earth will tremble, and the Prophecy will be fulfilled.

As an Iowa State alum, I like to think that if we wanted to jump to the Big 10, we’d be welcomed with open arms. As a rational human being, holy shit were we close to joining the MAC.

The nine month wait is not surprising, given FIFA’s rules against fetus candidates, and Sepp Blatter, Jr.’s current zygote status.

Ohhhhhhh. Ha.

It’s Wednesday, Andrew.

Omg THIS LOGO IS REAL LIFE

Dipoto looks like the kid in the office who still thinks his GPA is important.

Chad Ford: [cums]

The demarcation line starts after Okafor. This was a draft full of suck.

The tweet was a sweeping generalization of women’s sports. Barry thinks the WNBA, specifically, is a shit sandwich that ESPN and the NBA have been shoving down our throats for two decades now. And he’s right.

I mean, Soylent Green is at least people.

Camilo Villegas? I didn’t know the USGA handed out sponsors’ exemptions

Dustin Johnson must have been walking up to 18, saw the giant silver cup trophy in front of him, saw Wayne, and just peed himself a little.

Yeah it seems weird that “redemption” and “Dustin Johnson” haven’t been mentioned in the same sentence. Or “Gretzky” and “cocaine.”