Maybe the airbag deployed previously?

Demuro is a dick. He’s a know-it-all ass. He spent an entire review of a Maserati shoving the thesis that people who buy cheap exotics - not him! - are doing it to impress other people.

The fucking thumbnails. I don’t even get past those, so I don’t watch majority of the videos. I don’t know what happened in the past 5-6 years, but the thumbnails have gotten out of hand. Every single one of them has a stupid click bait title and an idiotic, punchable face. And not a single of these videos actually…

Oh fuck, I forgot about that guy. Such a tremendous asshole. 

Not by a longshot. DeMuro is insufferable and I’d pay to never see another thumbnail of him flopping his stupid YouTube arms all over the place ever again.

Everything Doug DeMuro does. 

I know it’s probably sacrilege to bash Jalop ascendant alum Demuro, but the clipped dialogue and pregnant pauses of quirkssss...annnnd...feeeatures. It’s a little Woody Allen neurosis laden to me.

Long, useless, stupid introduction.

It’s a three-way tie between the following:

Beards. I know they’re trying to reach a demographic but some of these beards are ridiculous. “Heavy D Sparks” looks like he spends an hour applying product to his facial coif. It looks like it would snap if something bumped it.

Every single video Scotty Kilmer makes.

I’ll probably go with this myself when I get too old.

Yep.  And there are a lot more of them busily making our roads unsafe, as opposed to a 101-year-old driver here and there.  Bet this guy also knows how to work a manual tranny and knows what a lug wrench is too. 

It that was me filming, I maple off the road, cedar are no injuries, and make sure everyone is oak-ay.

You can’t just strap the lumber down without saying “that’s not going anywhere”.

He forgot to say he was riding in Mexico, rookie mistake. 

Everything ventured, nothing gained.

Honestly it looks like a Subaru Wilderness with X Mode would do that just fine. Have you SEEN some of the trails people take those over? Other than height clearance they are very capable unless you want to do some steep/very rocky climbing.

Or... you could stop being a prick about people’s personal likes.

Good lord, is that lead image a car or a 14 year old wannabe youtuber’s room?