He forgot to say he was riding in Mexico, rookie mistake. 

Everything ventured, nothing gained.

Honestly it looks like a Subaru Wilderness with X Mode would do that just fine. Have you SEEN some of the trails people take those over? Other than height clearance they are very capable unless you want to do some steep/very rocky climbing.

Or... you could stop being a prick about people’s personal likes.

All of the real data proves otherwise. 

Good lord, is that lead image a car or a 14 year old wannabe youtuber’s room?

25 year old here raised on the internet. Drove a Tesla for a month and wouldn’t go back due to the touchscreen. Aren’t any buttons in my Mk7 GTI I don’t use or make it feel cluttered. I love Carplay, but would hate if I had any larger of a screen than I have.

You are just wrong. ANY extra interior lighting is going to cause your pupils to dilate more than they should and diminish your night vision. This is just science and not up for debate. A car interior should look like this at night, and I’d even say that they have the gauge brightness a bit to high even here.

Pretty sure zombies would laugh at the CT. Until their jaw fell off.. 

I think you only needed…

I see what you did there! 😂

Also it wouldn’t have happened if Uber didn’t approve an account with a made up social security number and a driver’s license photo that doesn’t match the submitted driver photo.

You know what? Good for her.

Netlfix is probably already writing the script for this one.

Subaru had it covered:

Boeing can get you up there.  Just appears to be a one way trip.

Congratulations to Boeing on achieving a truly special level of incompetence to make even SpaceX seem responsible and competent in comparison.

Lucky bastards. I wish NASA would send me into space, away from this planet.

“Internet fame” basically bought a Hellcat?  I’m in the wrong industry, and probably too damned old to make this work in my favor.  I can’t think of how to monetize dad jokes so I can buy a car.

How is it that in NYC, if your motorcycle is stopped at a (questionably legal) checkpoint and fails the inspection they can impound your bike, but this asshat gets multiple warnings for douchebagery, and the only real consequence is a “you can’t drive this car.”

You have video evidence of said asshat exceeding the…