Pretty sure zombies would laugh at the CT. Until their jaw fell off.. 

I think you only needed…

I see what you did there! 😂

Also it wouldn’t have happened if Uber didn’t approve an account with a made up social security number and a driver’s license photo that doesn’t match the submitted driver photo.

You know what? Good for her.

Netlfix is probably already writing the script for this one.

Subaru had it covered:

Boeing can get you up there.  Just appears to be a one way trip.

Congratulations to Boeing on achieving a truly special level of incompetence to make even SpaceX seem responsible and competent in comparison.

Lucky bastards. I wish NASA would send me into space, away from this planet.

“Internet fame” basically bought a Hellcat?  I’m in the wrong industry, and probably too damned old to make this work in my favor.  I can’t think of how to monetize dad jokes so I can buy a car.

How is it that in NYC, if your motorcycle is stopped at a (questionably legal) checkpoint and fails the inspection they can impound your bike, but this asshat gets multiple warnings for douchebagery, and the only real consequence is a “you can’t drive this car.”

You have video evidence of said asshat exceeding the…

Judge should have gave him a Tom Haverford verdict and banned him from the internet altogether. Hit him where it really hurts.

Officers gave him a verbal warning about speeding in highly populated city areas, and he was released.

Holy shit. Rivian is the new AMC.

Honestly, I don’t buy the excuse. I’d bet that someone brought up the fact that it’d be cold, but those concerns were ignored and overridden because the higher ups figured that they would make more money if they ran at a time when the Hotels were lit up, and European fans would be watching live.

Or just include an actual spare wheel and not donuts.

This is more a story about how serious England takes traffic safety and enforcement. Two years suspension and 200 hours community serivce? In the US you don’t even get that if you kill a pedestrian.

100% this. No matter how consistant you think you are going, you are not

You could avoid all of this by beginning these types of articles with, so the other day after I power chugged a litre of vodka, I had an idea.