I was taught if the animal was lower then your hood to hit it. Higher try to avoid it. This being a low slung sports car and racoons being pretty big....

NYC Subway during a heavy rain storm?

Translation, they cant figure out how to make a buck off it.

I have a 2005 Outbackand a 91 low miles CRX. I am fine thank you. I wanted a new car then I looked at prices. At the price of new cars I can rebuild the entire drive train and still have change left over.

Take my monies all of them!

Everyone knows that they need to be made of Mahogany

I can hear them now BRIGHTLIGHTBRIGHTLIGHTSHUTITOFFMOM

I can hear them now BRIGHTLIGHTBRIGHTLIGHTSHUTITOFFMOM

Im not buying a new car every 3 years.

Only if it turns with car speed OR it powers the car.

So where is the bamboo?

So where is the bamboo?

Ewwwwwwwwww

Storm blew him on the correct side of the road.

Generally vague advice.

Is there enough hairspray in the world to support the Royals AND Texas?

ME NEXT ME NEXT!

For 40 years turning the key to start and then releasing it was good enough for me.

Suddenly I’m not worried about the Russian military.

I came here for the roll-over comment

With Trump as President any April Fool prank seems possible, including raising the dead.