Fun fact, you know who else believes in climate change? The DOD and they think it’s a security risk. So I suspect that while Pruitt will do his best to make childhood asthma in my hometown in WV even more of an issue than it already is, the climate scientists working as defense contractors will be safe and maybe all…

The plan is to privatize as much of the government as possible, as quickly as possible and remove as many regulations as possible. Everything else is a distraction.

I’ve seen a few reports and heard some on NPR about this list he is compiling of people who have worked on climate change under the Obama administration.

I wish I was as confident as Trump is, regarding things I know. He sees a tweet and is like “I KNOW THIS IS TRUE” I study something for years, dedicate thousands of hours to learn something, and some rando on the internet is like “mmm, are you SURE?” and I’m googling frantically to verify that 2+2=4.

Perhaps the veracity of anthropogenic climate change was in one of the 34 daily briefings he’s skipped? Yup, that sort of data’s in there too Donny! It’s not all exploding cigars and Stealth Bomber V3 updates!

The only slightly less black spot in this endless night is that at least one person got exactly what he deserved from Dump.

I just figured it out, you guys: Christie is The Dump Voter.

Let’s not forget that the CIA detests Trump. As a rule The Company™ employs highly educated people with deep subject matter expertise (a category that ran about 19:1 for HRC this past election) and generally supports Obama’s “try not to do stupid shit” foreign policy, which is quite obviously not going to be the rule…

Yet somehow BEN CARSON hasn’t failed this test?

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump got jealous and so he booted Giuliani out of the inner circle. Men like Trump get threatened so easily, and if you look around at his cabinet of horrors (shudder), it’s hardly made up of the sort of fiery, dynamic personalities that might compete with Trump’s for media attention. The…

For real! What kind of moron would turn down an ambassadorship to Italy? Christie is so tainted by personal scandal and Trumpstink a few years of laying low in Rome would be a good way to let voters forget about him for a while. Plus, he’d be living in ITALY on the taxpayers dime! Sounds like a dream to me.

Trump doesn’t tolerate anyone who isn’t a fellow stimulant addict.

Always the Tiffany. Never the Ivanka.*

I absolutely believe this is what happened with Ben Carson’s suddenly realizing he wasn’t qualified to head up a federal agency due to complete lack of experience after having just run for POTUS. Then they suddenly decided they needed POC and gave him a spot after all and he made himself look even more stupid by…

Chris Christie Declined Several Positions in the Trump Administration

A plot line this trashy deserves to have an opera written about it.

I believe it 100%. I believe that Christie made it clear he wanted to be attorney general. And I believe Trump offered him every job but that just to humiliate him.

“No, she didn’t dump me. Are you kidding? I totally dumped her first!”