To fill his time, he engages in Twitter feuds, watches SNL (then more Twitter feuds), and watches cable news (then more Twitter feuds.)

I know the answer to this because I’ve watched my Narcissistic Personality Disorder father for 40 years. He finds no joy in any earthly pursuit or phenomenon or other human being. There is only joy in and of himself. The means is generally superfluous as long as the ends supports his self-image. So basically, nothing.…

Based on accounts I’ve read of him, he orders his staff around, golfs (and cheats at it), ogles beautiful women, and watches the occasional movie (specifically, Pulp Fiction, with his then two-year-old daughter Tiffany in attendance). I suspect that’s literally all he does. I can’t imagine being in his position and…

I’m pretty sure his puny, shriveled little intellect enjoys a good deal of psychological fellatio from having staff constantly waiting upon him, being deferential to him, laughing at things they know he expects them to find funny even if they’re stupid, agreeing with him, and in any other way sucking up to him as if…

“Angela Merkle’s shoulders.”

He is like that!! Like evil puddy. I bet if he was locked in a room with no phone/computer/tv but had shelves of books he would literally just sit there and stare off into space.

“I am terrified that his grammar is a reflection of how his mind is organized.”

You know Don you might want to read a few of those PDBs. George Bush was on vacation and ignored this one shortly before 9/11. Turns out it was kind of important.

What, seriously, does this man do to stimulate his intellect? I mean, GWB wasn’t exactly brilliant, but he at least had some intellectual curiosity, if only about sports and Angela Merkle’s shoulders. WHAT does Trump, with his vast fortune, DO? Does he go to the theatre? Museums? We know he doesn’t read, and consumes…

Nothing this man says or does astonishes me anymore. What I do continue to find astonishing (and depressing as hell) is that fact that we are all reading the same things, yet there are still a huuge number of people out there who still think he is the greatest thing. “He is a successful businessman. He’ll be great for…

Nah we won’t die. We’ll just be enslaved and forced to wear grey for the rest of our lives while we toil in Trump’s coal mines.

That’s the thing, he knows EXACTLY what he is doing. He is doing what he wants. Making money. He has no idea how to be president. He is not a politician. He doesn’t have an inkling of how politics work. But he does know how to be a business man. And, by God, he is treating this whole thing like he bought out a failing…

I get that this is a joke, but I’m going to give you a realistic and mildly technical answer, because I think it is highly relevant.

Your need for a thesaurus is shared by PeeU-TUS.

OMG. the 7th seal has officially been opened.

Here’s a nail for your coffin.

“you know, like, a smart person.”
I suspect he doesn’t know saying sentences like that prove he’s not. I am terrified that his grammar is a reflection of how his mind is organized.

the Mayan apocalypse was just like “hey, they elected a Black Man for President? i can call this shit off now, humanity saved.” but now, i hear it’s been having second thoughts.

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

You know who else had to tell everyone he was smart? Fredo Corleone.