So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

That’s called a “straight steal” of home.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

This is the correct take

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

aka the right way to do it!

See I like to cook the pizza and THEN top it with prosciutto.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

As they say, ‘knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not using tomato in a fruit cup’.

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.

“I would tell you, from my perspective that there’s certainly no news that Carrie did drugs,” Todd Fisher said. He noted that his sister wrote extensively about her drug use, and that many of the drugs she took were prescribed by doctors to try to treat her mental health conditions.

Just further evidence of the Deep State sabotaging the Trump agenda.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

I’m lost on this one. Real Madrid is great, but they didn’t like...defeat the game of soccer itself or something?

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.