“NOUN” on a T-shirt with a permanent marker

The key to tell where the fan’s hands are is that crease in the orange padding. Right before it is where the collision happens, although not exactly since it’s not a straight ahead shot, but it’s only off by a bit.

I am not comfortable with any of this.

It also says to do this on the box that the shells came in. I’ve never noticed any difference in how frequently they break when you heat them, but I’ve always thought the texture seems a little stale if you don’t warm them up.

Krispy Kreme sucks.  Discuss:

If given the option between ketchup and nothing in which to dip chicken fingers, I’m Team Nothing.

There are no fewer than three guys offside on the first pass into the box. The assistant ref is either blind or asleep.

What’s with Jez’s clickbait headlines today? This is the third headline that it utterly belied by the content of the story. The Times (for all it’s many, many, MANY faults) didn’t capitulate to the racist trolls, it literally stood by her .

Michigan J. Frog criminally underrated. 

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!

i will admit i have never tried chicken and waffle chips, but now i really really want to !!! your testimony did nothing to dissuade me, unfortunately

He’s obviously trying to troll Messi by winning a trophy with Higuain on the same team. 

Replace the mint with tapatio in the winter to feel warmer

Deadspin doesn’t have a photo editor, because they think they don’t need one.

I’m not going to tell your photo editor how to do their job, but it’s a little weird that the main image for this post doesn’t include a photo of James Rodriguez, right?

Absolutely not.

In soccer terms, no.

the ’Tics played smarter

In Massachusetts, it is illegal to base hiring decisions on arrests or indictments that did not lead to conviction. It is probably illegal even to ask about and/or collect that information.