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Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

Nah. Then I’d have described him as “scrappy.”

“It’s hard to prove that anything causes cancer for sure”

Then you should change the title of the post to, “Just a Reminder: Alcohol Can Cause Cancer”. Unless you’re just looking for clicks.

The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.

I’m just going to post my comment verbatim from the Fusion post on this yesterday. The tl;dr version is that under our immigration laws you can’t simply “issue a visa” to someone fleeing harm, which sucks for the Chechens and makes everything more difficult.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Probably it’s not fair to pick on you for a take that I’ve seen written down here in the comments like 500 times in these playoffs, but, I fucking hate this take. You really can’t conceive of any reason to want your team to advance in the playoffs other than a clear likelihood that they’ll be the one team in the…

Is life even worth living without manufactured outrage?

This is a definite reach.

I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

don’t worry Kelly Oubre will try to tackle someone else and get the Wiz hype for two more games. Wizards in 7.

This may be insensitive, but Savage Garden?

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Who the hell is Busy Phillips?

We spend all these years fighting African Pirates, and now we’re supposed to celebrate them?

The first four games of the Celtics-Bulls series made no sense.