so, good news and more bad fine news.

sorry, that name is already taken. it is its own delicious thing:

• How strongly attached to turkey are you? Since the god Kenji Lopez-Alt showed us all how to spatchcock the turkey several years ago, this will be my 4th year doing so. My family will not eat it any other way now!

it takes the clearest looking pictures of my face tattoos

7-7. sleep was needed.

I usually just chug it, but ok

AND DONT COME AT ME WITH THERE ARE DIFFERENT VARIETALS OF CORN NONSENSE.

CORN IS YELLOW, CORN POPS ARE MODELED AFTER CORN

while correct, he’s not asking the right question which is:

step 1. ignore this lede image and don’t put ice in it.

Pretty much nobody expects the Clippers to be quite as good without him as they were with him.

you’re testing my memory because it was about 3 years ago, but if i remember correctly he tweeted out the amazon link to the sale with the recommendation for price/quality. i do not believe it was full blown blog post praise. hope that helps!

che* bello*

A few years ago I bought a squeegee to get all of the water off the walls and door of the shower to help keep it looking clean/preventing mildew. This basically means i am drip-drying in the shower for a few minutes thus the bathmat does not have to soak up much water.

She boiled it in milk

counterpoint: that bit was hilarious.

Some people leave the lights on in rooms they are not in. Some people leave cabinets open after they have retrieved the item they needed. These are the people who may leave a child in a car. Not those of us with something in between our ears.

thanks! I’ve only been semi-consistent with my (3 y.o.) son but I’ve been speaking to him in spanish, italian and english the whole time and it’s pretty surprising how much he actually learned through osmosis.

i thought that was carrie coon in fargo

Honestly, you should drink whiskey however you want. My favorite way to imbibe it is to pour it down the drain. But if you’ve been drinking whiskey on the rocks for years, congratulations. Here’s your prize.