wtf eats doritos with salsa?

He's the next, next Messi

If my math is correct (spoiler alert it probably isn’t) if the season ended today, Italy would take the 4th CL spot from England. So it’s funny that Tottenham isn’t trying, but then again it’s not that funny.

Ban NASCAR. waste of precious resources for no reason, contributing to global warming.

No, you are standing in a bustling pastificio, perhaps in Roma or Napoli. You look around and see dozens of pastai bustling throughout the shop, all working in unison to produce long sheets of beautiful, golden pasta dough.

don’t spread that garbage. his one citation is a book review of a book that is unavailable for purchase.

i have made cheese with the purchase of black-market raw-milk. totally worth it.

My office building is only 6 floors total. by your definition we shouldn’t have elevators.

how does one swing and miss at the softball that is BlackRob?

welcome to the patriots, roddy

Buca di Beppo in an 2 confirms that there must be zero italians anywhere on staff

i’ve been h/t’d. joy overflows

as usual this was great, will

2:41 and 2:45 also. no way that is 28 feet.

Sorry, I got to truther 1:43, his foot is practically on the line

these pile-driving, body-slamming fast food items are the best.

No Juve-Bayern coverage?

I think there’s a Brand New song that fits nicely with this. Ah yes, here it is:

To be fair, this is completely in line with what he said about Barack Obama:

Would you rather use a hairbrush sized toothbrush or a toothbrush sized hairbrush, for the rest of your life?