ah, ha senso. grazie, il mio cane e’ una pirata.

perche questa parola non e’ nel’imperitivo? scritto come “fotteti”?

Yes, we fixed it.

Parmigiano-Reggiano o va fare in culo

Hard to make out but certainly heard

It is the image of frustration.

I call BS, I’m supposed to believe a 19 year old has a checkbook?

that was in reference to the previous tweet not shown in this article about Kanye and Swift f*cking.

believes he still has a shot at playing basketball again.

Was Jerebko running with his eyes closed?

This time he could not be saved by a leather jacket and Tony Battie.

How about Big East Basketball and UEFA CL numbers? those are the only reasons I ever turn on FS1.

sorry, dog, neither of those were from three-quarters court.

Quebec also has very accessible subsidized daycare (I pay $7.30 a day for my kid

looks like she’s cutting Grano Padano, those phony Italians.

I’m not surprised, the Chinese love last names that come first.

i’m just letting this loop run until i leave work in 10 minutes

The Pope said, “Pray for me, don’t forget.”

I sign off every text with the cup of coffee for this exact reason.

that’s why there are 12 billion sharks in the ocean.