disappointed the call was in french. more disappointed i didn’t hear the announcer say “sacrebleu”.

dude owned that

Hot take: Every pumpkin beer would be better if they swapped pumpkin for sweet potato.

guess i’m glad mine only demanded hugs. sorry, MR.

Grandma may want a hug, but since when does that mean she gets it?

turns out there is another scientific study that i will completely ignore.

according to that first video, to declare yourself an eligible receiver you must act like a baby trying to clap.

belichick ensuring the ravens don’t make the playoffs

Throw some buttons on that collar, Tara!

as someone who streams NFL games by otherwise less-than-legal means. that stream was fantastic.

This is an obvious issue, since as the report points out, there are a lot of people who don’t eat pork for religious reasons.

Update: RIP

unnecessary investigation into benghazi

You know what? The Ewoks are fine. They are not an army of Jar-Jars. Jar-Jar was MUCH worse.

I hope this doesn’t happen any longer and women take men’s names. I was looking forward to 200 years from now when everyone in the world is either a Smith, Johnson, Lee, Martinez, or Singh.

So, he was power lifting at age 7, but when he got drafted he was 6’3” and 153lbs.

Word. Negroni and Tom Collins are the only gin cocktails I drink on the reg. Both delicious, IMO.

look above. there is a list of 11 with taste descriptions.

Gotta strongly disagree on the Hendricks ranking. Haven’t had St. George or Farmer’s Botanical but I’ve got it above the rest of them.

Seeing the ball going over his head he quickly treated, but was only able to get his glove up and have the ball deflect off of it. himself to a delicious apple strudel.