I have no clue what just happened

I think he pulled off the socks/sandals look as well as can be reasonably expected.

1,278 hits in Japan. He’s only 65 hits away from 3,000 in the MLB. He got 91 this year. I hope he gets one more crack at it. First ballot HOFer either way though.

brown dot tattoo.

off topic but idt you check your twitter.

you’re 100% making that up.

that’s a bad take.

Cardinals hat explains this one. What’s the rest of their excuses?

Kristen Kish <3

this guy is a fashion designer and I can see his undershirt? faux pas.

Louis Prima for life. you are correct.

well, to be fair, 6.3 million of that comes from his Slacker Radio channel.

sorry arturo, I’m stealing that.

yeah, satellite brewery in Tampa

slight redemption at :39

Can’t he just blame his other personality for the play?

He said he wasn’t “swole enough” to get the call. Cam misheard him.

I don’t watch college football because this is what I imagine every play looks like. Am I wrong?

Where would you be, Tegucigalpa?

Can I become ungreyed? My takes are not horrendous and occaisionally funny.