had to google that. do you make that for your kids? I wouldn’t want mine that hopped up on sugar so early in the day.

yes, more Will, please.

Can we do something about the new kinja typeface?

Holler at my boy Vinny Baker making Team USA.

Yeah, he’s from the beltway.

He’s never been to THE aquarium, bro. There is only one.

Nah, that’s fair. Guiness draught is the most ubiquitous and the one everyone drinks on st. paddy’s day. nice try though.

don’t sell yourself short, buddy. you’re really good at pissing off WEEI, too.

Is Balotelli an elite striker?

Sorry Pinkham’s Law comment here.

how is chelsea tweeting from prison?

“two men are allowed to do this in public? what has our country come to?”

cazzo

Yes, if you are a naturalized citizen who hasn’t played for any other country’s international team. You can play for that country, regardless of where you were born.

Rhode Island’s western annex

Well, what do you think i’m going to do to that sheep?

On Thursday, Rand Paul discussed his stance on weed, also known as the one position on which he isn’t totally bananas.

but there are ~10 lineman on the field during any given play out of 22. ~45%. saying 40% of them were lineman is statistically negligible.

I always considered myself the fake Jimmy Graham.

Found these in my company store in St. Louis