in response to your opening rant. the single best thing about the MLB Network App is that for EVERY game you can shut off announcers and get “game noise.” nothing but cracks of bats, feet stomping bases, umpire calls and ball hitting the leather. Baseball is doing it right.

if he made the kindergarten hand-traced turkey i don’t think it would look right.

(How was my summer? Boring and lacking good TV shows! Thanks for asking!)

Che golazoooooooo

who can I ask?

one of the most frustrating parts of working in a certain kind of restaurant is being asked how hot the wings are, because that’s a matter for an individual mouth to work out on its own.

If Serie A and EPL teams have repeat performances of last year’s international competitions, Serie A is going to take back that 4th CL spot. Good start by Juve today!

that was a foul.

true, real shame because the italian original was actually pretty good.

Moses, you may gaze upon the Promised Land, but you may not enter in. - God

wait, are you not drunk at 4:33pm on a Monday?

You can see the lag of the video on the jumbotron. cool.

#teamwhite

I’m okay with it, look how happy the Venezuelans are. All the guys on that Canadian team are just trying to keep busy before hockey season starts.

the phrase to her coach after Tom Rinaldi told her she was a 300:1 underdog:

Le donne italiane sono sempre elegante

Aubrey’s fault, obv.

Drake’s fault.

Vinci - latin infinitive present “to win”

do any other non-jihadists regard GWB as a war criminal who should be in jail?