Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.

Why, you could almost say that not all isolations are equal.

There were 27 steals in the first half, so that’s not very accurate. But it’s also missing Reggie Miller’s commentary, which more than makes up for it.

We’ve been waiting for it all year and the wait is finally over: the finals are here.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

You’ve got a Boston team winning waaaay to high on a list of desirable outcomes.

put it straight into my veins

They just need to actualize their weakness.

buncha herbs, though

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

Dear Johannes,

This should help

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

Divorce yourself from hating the success of the Warriors and the colossus they’ve built, and it’s just such beautiful basketball.

It’s very easy to understand why people root against the Warriors but with Steph back, they’re just so goddamn fun. It’s what’s always left me cold about Houston: I know they’re terrifying, but iso, iso, iso, step back, iso, iso, necksnap isn’t the really most aesthetically pleasing experience.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

It’s too early to call, but Ohtani’s blister may become one of the most revolutionary blisters in the game of baseball. A kind of blister most baseball fans have never lived to see, save for the really old ones who got to watch Mickey Mantle.