They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

As distinct from those street magicians out there making mom proud.

He looks like a disgraced street magician.

Video of the ruling

To this day I picture Temecula as being full of belligerent sports fans with a bad case of Nikolai Khabibulin eye twitch, ready to throw down at a moment’s notice. I’m afraid to visit it.

I would not be surprised if at the end, Simmons becomes more appreciated for his ability to hire/develop talent rather than his writing skill. GM Simmons > Player Simmons.

Can we talk about the fact that The Ringer is getting to be somewhere between good and really good, and yet Simmons is somehow the worst part of it? I think BS deserves a lot of credit for making things come together a second time and hiring some really talented folks, but his public interactions with them (partly due…

Yes. Give me all of the drama, and let it end in Temecula.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Yeah, these things were callbacks to the original series, but the story itself—the actual things that happened, and more importantly why—twisted and turned in ways that were completely new to the Star Wars universe.

the egg

yes

Sometimes, Giri, when a man has been pushed past his breaking point and has nothing left to lose, sometimes a man decides it’s time to shoot first and ask questions later.

“GIT DAT, JOE-KEEM!”

Pretty sure the mics picked up at least one “GIMME THAT SHIT” in every game Carlos Boozer ever played

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

If Cleveland parlays this into another Finals trip, the Steph/KD pick and roll against Isaiah/Love is going to be a fucking war crime.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

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