I feel like Revanchist Manatee should get all the love it deserves here, both as a fantastic description and as the name of my new prog rock revival band.

Not a surprise that he’s only about one shade of ugly away from being Steve the Tramp from Dick Tracy

People will definitely notice, unfortunately—and it’s gonna cost a lot extra but it’ll be worth it!

Who’s your biggest athlete crush? Pics and gifs are very appreciated.