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  • While this writer cannot speak for the rest of The Takeout staff, she would like to politely ask the residents of her home state of Michigan what the hell is wrong with them? Cold pizza is delicious.”

Water quality here in Michigan is crap, it’s not just a Flint thing.

“What I wonder is, what’s driving the move to mid-engine? Is it the Corvette racing program?”

Yep. There will be a LS or Coyote swap in the future, probably an LS because the packaging is smaller. But there will be a swap, for no reason other than look what we have done.

Well there is another way to make your CVPI significantly quicker with less work.

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Anyone remember how the ZR1 so pissed off the neighbors to the point that Chevy had to fabricate special silencers on it so they could continue testing?

I doesn’t sound like much, but a 500 hp version of the LT1 in that car would not hurt my feelings at all as an entry level car.

Any GM B-Body should cover his requirements.

Just a quick question: How come after earning my way into the black way back before Kinja, Gawker, Gizmodo were things I have been sent to the grey in the past month?

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Actually I had forgotten that you can polish a turd:

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Love the song and the video, but when it comes to the Angels there is always better. But Lawyers:

I can’t help but to laugh at this. Porsche has been making fools of the rich for years by offering outrageously priced options that amount to very little which are snapped right up buy their customers, and you know future customers of the M5 will pay the premium for the Competition Package not because what it is (it

But that would have involved accepting a design that came from a Belgian born engineer who had Jewish-Russian parents that didn’t work for Ford.

Torch is the poster boy of ‘weirdo jalops’ just ask him he will tell you.

“and so far all we can really tell you is that it’s loud and when you floor it from a stop light the car pretty much seems to alter the speed of time and space”

I love this article. Because as much as I am an enthusiast I never really had the chance to learn how to do anything beyond basic maintenance on a car (I have read a lot about it in magazines and later the internet, but practical knowledge or actual experience, no). So my only options would be to buy something off of

Writer? Oh no. Consumer with an opinion most definitely.

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I have no idea what you think I am implying by the .gif of Audrey Hepburn I posted FIVE YEARS AGO. But the source material of that .gif is below.

Glad it’s Friday? Mysoginistic bullshit? Are you sure you are replying to the right person?