since it’s based off a game series that has literally no story of its own

actually yes it absolutely does

Congrats Amazon. You can sell the important information of what it sounds like when I masturbate.

You are waiting behind people because the stores are intentionally understaffed to increase profits, and they apparently didn’t even get that part right.

That’s why self checkout shouldn’t be eliminated entirely... but should be restricted to the 10-items-or-less aisles only. As soon as you start dealing with quantities larger than what can be fit in the tiny little 2-foot wide bagging area, it’s just faster to use the regular sized dual conveyor belt checkout system…

Top Gun: Live. Die. Repeat

Or just fucking go back in time a thousand years and have new characters having adventures during the Old Republic, on planets we’ve never seen before.

The Mandalorian & Grogu would “lead Lucasfilm’s ongoing feature-development slate, including films helmed by Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy, James Mangold, and Dave Filoni.”

at first plush, this sounds terrible. 

I don’t know if I could bear watching this.

Well, it’s not like we as a society are constantly accusing women of bad attitudes based on a brief sample of their overall demeanor. And I can’t even bring to mind any recent examples of people on the Internet seeing a woman react to a bad joke on an awards show and then en masse blaming her for something someone…

Leave it to Steve Martin to be a class act while reminiscing of regurgitation.

There are currently people using seemingly “valid criticism” to support bad takes.

I don’t want to speak for Drew, but I’d guess they’re basing their judgement on . . . the TV series being fun?

You don’t have the internet’s permission to enjoy them.

If you can’t fit your movie in a Vine, it’s not worth watching.

Exactly. This sounds...promising?

But what if it’s a progressive take on Jesus (you know, the way Jesus actually is depicted in the Bible), that entices the fundies in with the J-word but actually tells them all their hateful nonsense is all wrong?

Does... this mean the rest of the Emmys are in the Not Particularly Creative Arts categories?

“Sure, you made us all rich. But someone has to be held responsible for all the money we didn’t make.”