I expect to see this comment posted yearly for the next 64 years 

I think I will go with Green Hulk. He keeps trying to hulk smash the tornado which doesn’t work, duh it’s wind, so he just keeps getting madder and matter destroying town after town trying to smash tornado. Then the tornado is over, Hulk thinks to himself, “Hulk Smash tornado good” gives a little smirk and the walks…

Pretty sure after being launched by Earthworm Jim it ends up landing on Princess What’s-Her-Name.

I know the past is just a big lump of mashed potatoes to young people, but the Smothers Brothers were not a “television mainstay” during the 1950s.

Then write “number one this Christmas”.

This explains the production still they released.

“The killer is definitely an actor we fired, but we fired everyone, so that doesn’t get us anywhere. I dunno why we’re still on-set. I’ve been filming the wall just to say I did something today.”

One nice thing about Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is that it ditches the whole “adults don’t believe in Santa” thing, and he’s simply a known public figure who’s interviewed on the news in the opening scene. I’m surprised more movies don’t take that approach.

I’m sorry but nothing tops a stop-motion Santa riding a Norelco razor.

That one was my favorite until I saw this:

Sadly, this quirky, ultra-specific genre is fast becoming an anachronism as more viewers opt for ad-free viewing.

No mention of David Harbour in Violent Night? Love it or hate it, he was the best Santa in my opinion. I'm guessing you all didn't watch it, because he was perfect.

I’ve got six words for you. "Did you say honey and nuts?"

The greatest Christmas commercial of all time is the one where Santa persuades Fred Flintstone into sharing his Fruity Pebbles with Barney:

This mf’er looks surprised.  I have never seen a car that looks surprised. 

Far be it from me to accuse AVClub of anything resembling journalistic professionalism, but it does make sense that if they ran a story about Jamie Foxx having bad behavior then they would run other stories related to those allegations.

Is there a way to improve upon the original?

A little less than a Tim Conway.

I avoided the Kardashians by not watching Deep Space Nine. 

The Twilight Zone - Night of the Meek gets me every time.